Lets tell a Story (one sentence a piece...

We all will add a sentence keep it NOT clean;)


I was walking down the road, when I saw a very angry Dog.

The angry dog whispered "I'm going to haunt you in your nightmares....sexually".

It then started humping Les's leg vigorously

Les then get's rather excited this being the only action he has seen in awhile, but then notices it is a dog.

So he tells her to bugger off and go find some other guy

who happens to be the very next person who posts and then

the dog is shot for humping way to much, and i see a baby doe in the distance.

The baby doe is infact lame and need to be hand fed spam so that

It can recover from its previous reliance on its mothers vodka laced milk because

the vodka bill was becoming a bit of a problem, spam however is free so

with so much of it just lying around here, Dowsett began

eating it himself but got board and handed the can over to Credadun who

just kept the spam coming so

We opened a factory providing spam to all but we fell out and then

Where covered in spam from head to toe

we remember what brought us together in the first place the beautiful spam, so we

all get together and start throwing spam at each other then, seeing that this is kind of a sausage fest of spam, Nie then decides to say strew it and humps Moses's leg

moses then throws Nie at kae and luaghs muahahahaha

s Ker recovers from the massive blow she just took Nie see women.. Now I m happy

lmao throws Kae Protecection

*aka base ball bat * ju thought i was getting kinky didnt ju

*takes picture, posts on main*

checks main for new pick of kae with base ball bat

Nie uses truffle shuffle to replace bat with can of spam which

* moses pulls out mustard for the spam